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Boo, I need a favour.  

Nothing weird or complicated don’t freak out.

I need you to help me shoot some ‘professional looking’ pictures.     Cause I need to change my IG profile pic, and since my mum has my account… well long story short: I can’t change it to some drunk looking picture. And that’s all I got in my phone. Lots of drunk selfies. So I need something that says ‘I got my life together’. Even know you know, and I know, that I really don’t.

So just like, help for make up and hair and .... everything basically. I NEED YOU. You're my social media kween. master of everything !(I'll pay you a drink and some chinese food)

Boo, I need a favour.  

Nothing weird or complicated don’t freak out.

I need you to help me shoot some ‘professional looking’ pictures.     Cause I need to change my IG profile pic, and since my mum has my account… well long story short: I can’t change it to some drunk looking picture. And that’s all I got in my phone. Lots of drunk selfies. So I need something that says ‘I got my life together’. Even know you know, and I know, that I really don’t.

So just like, help for make up and hair and .... everything basically. I NEED YOU. You're my social media kween. master of everything !(I'll pay you a drink and some chinese food)

guuuurl! I was expecting something huge but I'm happy to help ya in any way possible. especially when it comes to makeup and Chinese food, let's be honest.

even though I actually like you better in drunk pics, it's way more authentic you know

Don't worry, I don't need you to rob a bank for me, not yet anyway 
I know I like my drunk pics too! But last time I posted some, around new year's day, my mum called me in the middle of the night with tones of questions. Soooo I need something cute yet... sober. But not something too Indian, to show her I'm kinda stepping away from traditions, but in a good way. I don’t know if that makes sense…  

If you're available this week-end that'd be great. I'll order Chinese and I'll be your doll for the night! (Make-up and hair doll. Not whatever crossed your nasty mind.
)

Boo, I need a favour.  

Nothing weird or complicated don’t freak out.

I need you to help me shoot some ‘professional looking’ pictures.     Cause I need to change my IG profile pic, and since my mum has my account… well long story short: I can’t change it to some drunk looking picture. And that’s all I got in my phone. Lots of drunk selfies. So I need something that says ‘I got my life together’. Even know you know, and I know, that I really don’t.

So just like, help for make up and hair and .... everything basically. I NEED YOU. You're my social media kween. master of everything !(I'll pay you a drink and some chinese food)

guuuurl! I was expecting something huge but I'm happy to help ya in any way possible. especially when it comes to makeup and Chinese food, let's be honest.

even though I actually like you better in drunk pics, it's way more authentic you know

Don't worry, I don't need you to rob a bank for me, not yet anyway 
I know I like my drunk pics too! But last time I posted some, around new year's day, my mum called me in the middle of the night with tones of questions. Soooo I need something cute yet... sober. But not something too Indian, to show her I'm kinda stepping away from traditions, but in a good way. I don’t know if that makes sense…  

If you're available this week-end that'd be great. I'll order Chinese and I'll be your doll for the night! (Make-up and hair doll. Not whatever crossed your nasty mind.
)

don't Casa de Papel me, I'm too innocent to rob a bank  . sober...I have no idea what the word means tho. but it should be alright.

I'll have to cancel some grindr dates tho, that's how much you mean to me. and I don't need that kind of dolls anyway, I'm my own rubber doll so you should be fine  

I haven't watch this show yet.
I think it means not-drunk, but google it to be sure. (I'm learning sarcasm in english, how am I doing?   )

AWWW you'll cancel for meeeeee?
that's so sweet, thank you. I'll owe you one!!

Hey Lexxi, c'est Loan.

C'était pour savoir si tu faisais un show ce week-end ? Je suis disponible donc je pourrais passer si jamais tu es toujours partant pour m'avoir dans ton public.    

Joyeux anniversaire, meilleur coloc de tous les temps         

Someone told me it was the birthday of a little bird, 'm wondering wich one...

Someone told me it was the birthday of a little bird, 'm wondering wich one...

no idea who that bitch could be, probably a cute lil birdie tho, right? (please don't tell me otherwise, it would hurt way too much and i'm not ready). but thank you baby! we need to partyyyy together soon   !

no one told me who it was but probably a pretty little cute one, yeah. (how can i, baby girl?) don't thank me, i didn't say anything yet !

but yesss, happy birthday girl, i can't wait to see your face now, can't believe that you're older than me... thanks lord i'm seeing you in two days, you have to enjoy all of this (aka me) for your birthday.     (eat the cake anna mae)

Someone told me it was the birthday of a little bird, 'm wondering wich one...

no idea who that bitch could be, probably a cute lil birdie tho, right? (please don't tell me otherwise, it would hurt way too much and i'm not ready). but thank you baby! we need to partyyyy together soon   !

no one told me who it was but probably a pretty little cute one, yeah. (how can i, baby girl?) don't thank me, i didn't say anything yet !

but yesss, happy birthday girl, i can't wait to see your face now, can't believe that you're older than me... thanks lord i'm seeing you in two days, you have to enjoy all of this (aka me) for your birthday.     (eat the cake anna mae)

I'll just suck the youth out of your face if it can make you feel any better. i mean, i wouldn't mind at all   !

i also wouldn't mind to have you as my bday present giiiirl. (i don't want another present actually, just your pretty face next to mine). i'm so cheesy, bye. but eh, I mean it at least     

yeah, no, sorry babe.

i'm kind of a gift, i know. (yeah, shit, i'm starting to regret not being with you rn) yeah, cheesy, gross, ew. do it again.

Someone told me it was the birthday of a little bird, 'm wondering wich one...

no idea who that bitch could be, probably a cute lil birdie tho, right? (please don't tell me otherwise, it would hurt way too much and i'm not ready). but thank you baby! we need to partyyyy together soon   !

no one told me who it was but probably a pretty little cute one, yeah. (how can i, baby girl?) don't thank me, i didn't say anything yet !

but yesss, happy birthday girl, i can't wait to see your face now, can't believe that you're older than me... thanks lord i'm seeing you in two days, you have to enjoy all of this (aka me) for your birthday.     (eat the cake anna mae)

I'll just suck the youth out of your face if it can make you feel any better. i mean, i wouldn't mind at all   !

i also wouldn't mind to have you as my bday present giiiirl. (i don't want another present actually, just your pretty face next to mine). i'm so cheesy, bye. but eh, I mean it at least     

yeah, no, sorry babe.

i'm kind of a gift, i know. (yeah, shit, i'm starting to regret not being with you rn) yeah, cheesy, gross, ew. do it again.

yeah you should be with me rn tbh. but eh, see you in two days i guess. you better work bring a niiiice cake  

right, see you in two days. and yeah of course, gonna bring something tasty to eat.