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suuuuure and i'm the sluttiest person on earth and have slept with the whole male population of wellington!
don't act like when you turn on that charm of yours you wouldn't have all the men and women at your feet! i'm not stupid chewie!
like you probably have slept with so many more people than me it's lowkey scary for me... like i don't know how i'm supposed to... live up to all those people!
like highkey if we ever have sex don't say i didn't warn you i'm probably really bad at it or something!!

promise?
but yeah if i'm terrible please don't tell me...

and i promise i'll try my best to be... well you know!

chewieeeeeee, j'ai un soucis!!!!

j'ai trouvé un chaton, sur la plage, trempé jusqu'aux os, tremblant et apeuré!!!!!

j'l'ai emmitouflé dans ma veste pour pas qu'il attrape la mort!!!!!!

j'ai fait le tour du quartier il appartient à personne je fais quoi????

help!!!!!!

he's sooooo tinyyyyy!!!!!!!!

viens me sauver, jpeux pas l'abandonner il est trop mignon            

tu vas littéralement tombé amoureux!!!!!!!!!

you need to meet him and fall in love with him!!!!!

jte ferais un mot d'excuse pour ton patron, urgence familiale        

ouuuuuiiii, t'es le meilleur mon chewie        

you're gonna love him!!!!!!!

merci mon chewiiiiiie

tu me ramènes un gros gateau, hein dis?

chewiiiiiiiiiie........

j'ai trop froid jpeux te piquer un hoodie, please please please pleaaaaaase